My father and I are hanging out again since the rest of the family went to the beach for two weeks. With them being gone, we’re of the mentality of kids in a candy store. There’s plenty of booze, some food, enough money to buy more food, the Hudson River in the back, bloodworms for bait, kayaks, and beer. So now, after a long day of doing nothing, we’re getting prepared for Shark Week again. To steal a phrase from my Dad, “We’re getting looped!” Guess who drinks what.